Well hellooooo everyone. I told you I'd succumb to my duties and return as WIR contributor. Let's take a look at the season long ASS 2.0 ratings. For all of those who have forgotten, this method takes each of the 14 stat categories for each of the 15 weeks we've played and squares them off against every other team's specific stats for a random weeks. Okay, so maybe that sounded really complicated. It just randomly pairs up one week's stats versus all of the other team's exactly 1000 times and gives a W%. So this one counts every week this season and I even adjusted Week 15's stats since it was a short week.
And here are the ratings from only Weeks 13-15:
So what we can conclude from this is that JP sucks recently, but in general he has underperformed. Therefore, he underperformed heavily earlier in the year and now there's nothing he can really do about it if he's going to keep sucking like this. He's almost as bad as TMac.
Grim also is expected to move up in the standings but recently he hasn't been doing well enough to do that. Abusement park has had a surprising past 3 weeks. He's in 6th place in the league and as we can see, there's a bit of a cluster in spots 5-7 to fight for 2 playoff spots. So Grim would be doing himself a favor by heating up now. The people in places 1-4 seem to have distanced themselves from the rest, especially Yung Joseph, who is trying to poach talent off of our perplexed last place manager.
And as for media, I have a few.
1) These guys are insane. Look at their thighs. Yikes. The 0:32 second gives me nightmares and I wake up in a pile of my own feces.
2) And here we got Keith Eloi with his buddies. The guy he's talking about who "jumped out the pool" has his video linked on the side after the clip is done.
I'm still getting back into the swing of American life, so be patient if these aren't up to par.